Denise Harrington's Blog

Years ago, I had these great, great leather boots. They came up to my knee. Black leather. Hot heel. They were indeed sexy. I called them my "fuck me boots" because they were that hot. Hot enough to wear with nothing on and get fucked. I have no idea what happened to my fuck me boots. I think they disappeared with a big portion of my sexyhood. Maybe it happened when I got pregnant with Cashlin. Or maybe right after having him, I'm not sure. Sad to say, it's definitely diminished. Blame it on the four year old, two year old and four month old living in my house. They drain me of everything. Hey, don't worry, when I clean up, I can still be one hot, sexy mama! Anyways, to get to the point of my story...this Christmas I opened up a very large, long box from Cowboy. I knew right away it was a pair of boots. I lifted the top to find the sexiest, and I mean, sexiest boots ever. Now these were fuck me boots. Black leather. Stiletto heel. Boot which ran all the way up to the middle of my THIGH. Yes, my thigh. Shit, I've only seen boots like these on Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Do women really wear these? Cowboy went on and on about how he asked so many women their opinion at the store, how it took so long to pick the right boot, blah blah blah...and all I kept thinking was where are my slippers I asked for??? Where are the slippers I wanted????? Sure slippers aren't thigh high. They aren't leather. There's no high high skinny heel...but I wanted SLIPPERS!! Can men just follow instructions?? Did he really think I was going to wear those to take Cashlin to preschool, play with Ava at the park and grocery shop at Albertsons??? ha ha ha