If Dillon could talk, I know he would say this: I love your boobs, Mommy. I love that you have not just one but two of them. They're the greatest things ever...invented most likely just for me, so I can be attached to you all day long. I love it. No matter what happens during the day, your boobs always make me the happiest. When I'm tired, sad or hungry, they're there to comfort me. I love when I wake up in the morning and your nipple is poking me in the eye. I love trying to find your nipple in the dark hours of the night...sucking every inch of your breast until I find it...or until you wake and shove it in my mouth. You and I are so close, and well, it's because of your boobs. Thank you for being my 24/7 pub. You rock!