I gave Cowboy a blow job last night. It was the first blow job in like...forever. I used to joke that married women didn't have to give bj's. I mean, come on. We're married. Do we really have to go down on them?? ha ha Okay, okay. Last night I had a change of heart. I'd been thinking about it for a while. Maybe in order to tame my bad boy, I have to give him a little extra special lovin'. And what do boys like?? Blow jobs. Yes, they do. Now, I'm just curious, how many calories in a mouthful of sperm? Anyone know?