Cowboy and I had date night last night. First time in a very long time. We were going out to celebrate his 39th birthday and, of course, we did take baby Dillon with us. (Does that still count as date night?? ha ha) Earlier in the day, I tried on numerous outfits for Cash trying to find something that would fit, something that is sexy, something that would make Cowbs see me as a hottie wife again. (I don't look hot when he comes home from work. NOT AT ALL.) During my fashion show, Cash told me that he doesn't like seeing my vagina. I told him that this is my room and he certainly doesn't have to look at my vagina. I tried not to laugh. I find it funny that he looks at my vagina and takes note of it. That he, my 4 year old, finds it to be something he doesn't like to look at. This is funny to me, and I guess a sign that I can't be naked in front of him any longer. What wasn't funny was moments later...he told me that my vagina smells. Okay, let's be clear -- mommy's vagina doesn't smell. Never. And I had just showered. I actually got annoyed with him expressing this. (Meaning I got MAD.) I know he's full of shit and just being a little ass. This is typical Cash behavior. However, I still can't get over that my 4 year old would even comment on a smelly vagina. WHY? Why is his little brain even thinking this way? Hmmm. Later in my fashion show, he told me that my butt and belly looked big. I really want to love my child but am finding it hard. ha ha